34 Reasons to have sex.

Hey, the ever-helpful AOL News just posted this article on 34 reasons why sex is health-beneficial for you. Everything from "increases sense of smell" to "reduces risk in heart attacks for men, by half" to "Helps you sleep better". I could've told you about that last one.

In any case, ladies, give this article a read. That way you'll know what I mean, when I drunkenly stagger up to you in the bar offering to "release your aggression by the careful application of tactile stimulation". Best pickup line ever.

Yeah.

Cheers,
Mr.B



PS. If sex honestly reduces a man's chances of a heart attack or a stroke, I should be the heart-healthiest fucker on the planet. I'm having sex all the time. Just by myself. Same thing, right?!?